Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder. Epic Rap Battles of History

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Wonder Woman

VERSUS

Stevie Wonder.

BEGIN!

Wonder Woman fly

I’m about to tell you why

Princess Diana but this lady don’t die

my rhymes are signed, sealed

and delivered on time

you a bald has-been, I’m in my amazon prime!

I’ll tell you what I say

you bit your style from Ray

the grin and the shades

and the King Cobra head sway

Gods made me out of clay

then they broke the mold

I’m like Gina Davis, in a justice league of my own

I just called to say

that you need to ditch the hair beads

lookin like the Predator

aften some chemotherapy

but don’t be scared

I let bats down easy

so you don’t gotta worry ’bout a thing Little Stevie

I feel like this is the beginning

but you have sucked for

a few thousand years

I’m a man who comes from a higher ground

and I say DC is a whole step down

I’ve been spitting out hits

since both Fingertips

so use the tip of your fingers

and read my lips

how you gonna talk about a bat being blind?

you need to echo-relocate to the fourth of luly

because you’re MS. Independent

or at least you try

but your first story is you

running off with a guy

now let me tell the truth

cause I know you got the lasso

you got that wack flow

Suffering Sappho!

I"m the ceremony master

blaster with the bars

and I got more grammys

than your panties got stars

Well I’m a woman who wonders

what you’re thinking

some of your records

make me wish you started drinking

even if I stick to the best selections

your Youtube videos

raise some vision questions

Your ignorant questions

could never cause as much pain

as never knowing

how stupid you look in your airplane

you’re a misguided C-minus

on the Bechdel test joke

and my worst song is better

than your best TV show

Look I don’t want to judge a Talking Book

by its cover

but of the vegan buffet

you’re a Full Time Lover.

and part time father

from what I’ve discovered

9 ditferent kids

with 5 ditferent mothers

you couldn’t walk in my shoes

so stick to your re boots

with plots so thin

even I can see through

It’s not a superstition

I believe you got dissed

not even your tiara’s

coming back trom this (haha)